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BIG SALE DAY

It was the day after Thanksgiving, and incredible sales being offered for only the first few hours were the main reason for the long line that formed in front of the store by 7:00 am, for the store's special early opening time.

A small man pushed his way to the front of the line, only to be pushed back, amid loud and colorful curses.

On the man's second attempt, he was punched square in the jaw, and knocked around a bit, and then thrown to the end of the line again.

As he got up the second time, he said to the person at the end of the line...

"That does it! If they hit me one more time, I won't open the store!"
[Thanks to Paula V.!]