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If Dr. Seuss Wrote for Star Trek Picard: Sigma Indri, that's the star, So, Data, please, how far? How far? Data:Our ship can get there very fast, But still the trip will last and last; We'll have two days til we arrive, But can the Indrans there survive? Picard:LaForge, please give us factor nine. LaForge: But, sir, the engines are offline! Picard:Offline! But why? I want to go! Please make it so, please make it so! Riker:But sir, if Geordi says we can't, We can't, we mustn't, and we shan't, The danger here is far too great! Picard:But surely we must not be late! Troi:I'm sensing anger and great ire. Computer: Alert! Alert! The ship's on fire! Picard:The ship's on fire? How could this be? Who lit the fire? Riker:Not me. Worf:Not me. Picard:Computer, how long until we die? Computer: Eight minutes left to say "goodbye". Data:May I suggest a course to take? We could, I think, quite safely make, Extinguishers from tractor beams, And stop the fire, or so it seems... Geordi:Hurray! Hurray! You've saved the day! Again I say, Hurray! Hurray! Picard:Mr. Data, thank you much. You've saved our lives, our ship, and such. Troi:We still must save the Indran planet - Data:Which (by the way) is made of granite... Picard:Enough, you android. Please desist. We understand - we get your gist. But can we get our ship to go? Please, make it so, PLEASE make it so. Geordi:There's sabotage among the wires, And that's what started all the fires. Riker:We have a saboteur? Oh, no! We need to go! We need to go! Troi:We must seek out the traitor spy, And lock him up and ask him, "why?" Worf:Ask him, "why?" How sentimental. I say give him problems dental. Troi:Are any Romulan ships around? Have scanners said that they've been found? Or is it Borg or some new threat, We haven't even heard of yet. I sense no malice in this crew. Now what are we supposed to do? Crusher: Captain, please, the Indrans need us. They cry out, "Help us, clothe us, feed us!" I can't just sit and let them die! A doctor MUST attempt - MUST try! Picard: Doctor, please, we'll get there soon. Crusher: They may be dead by Tuesday noon. ** COMMERCIAL BREAK, COMMERCIAL BREAK HOW LONG WILL THESE DUMB ADS TAKE? ** Worf:The saboteur is in the brig. He's very strong and very big. I had my phaser set on stun - A zip! A zap! Another one! He would not budge, he would not fall, He would not stun, no, not at all! He changed into a stranger form, All soft and purple, round and warm. Picard:Did you see this, Mr. Worf? Did you see this creature morph? Worf:I did and then I beat him fairly. Hit him on the jaw - quite squarely. Riker:My commendations, Klingon friend! Our troubles now are at an end! Crusher: Now let's get our ship to fly, And orbit yonder Indran sky! Picard:LaForge, please tell me we can go? Geordi:Yes, sir, we can. Picard:Then make it so! |
