WackyZoo Funny Pictures and Jokes: The Top 13 Things Overheard Later in the Life of the Corporate-Name Baby

A couple made the news last week when they decided
to sell the rights to name their baby-to-be to any
corporate sponsor willing to give them $500,000.

The Top 13 Things Overheard Later in
the Life of the Corporate-Name Baby

13> "Firestone! You put your shoes back on!"

12> "OH YES, YES!! TAKE ME MORGAN STANLEY DEAN WITTER!!
     GET HOSTILE WITH ME!! DIVEST MY ASSETS!!"

11> "I don't care how much Coca Cola paid us, we never should have named
     our son Pepsi Blows Big Monkey Chunks."

10> "It's true, little Starbucks is just a whiz at multiplication!"

9> "Sorry, Microsoft, but this court order says both legs and your spleen need
      to be split off."

8> "Actually the name came first, the flashing billboard was grafted on later."

7> "Archer Daniels Midland, you get up here and clean up this room this
      instant!"

6> "Billy Rozinsky?"
    "Here."
    "Angela Salvatore?"
    "Here."
    "The Two Separate Corporate Entities Formerly Known as
        Microsoft Schroeder?"

5> "Pfft. Looks like they should have named you TopThree instead."

4> "I'm gonna kick your ass, Snuggle."

3> "Can anyone give me an example of 'irony?' Yes, Trojan?"

2> "Okay, we have to spend this $500,000 quickly, before baby Spam grows up
     and sues our asses."

            and Topfive.com's Number 1 Thing Overheard
          Later in the Life of the Corporate-Name Baby...

1> "Your Honor, under the circumstances, young Kotex was clearly justified in
      killing his parents."